A checklist:1) Copulating with multiple genders.
2) Copulating with multiple genders at the same time.
3) Wrestling with professed straight men and convincing them that no, this is not foreplay.
4) Taking provocative pictures, like straddling multiple people on a couch.
5) Doing handstands over a triad of drunks while they cuddly on a bed.
6) Urinating on your girlfriend in a bathroom where a straight girl and a gay man are making out.
7) Helping straight girl to realize that no matter how crazy her sex life is, yours far exceeds hers and that she is prudish by comparison.
8) Pushing individuals to seek adult assistance in your presence.
9) Flirting with other people's exboyfriends.
10) Asking others to participate in swinging.
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