CITIZENS BEWARE!!! A strange fog descended over the city this morning. Residents on a walk or their way to work noted that there was an eerie hush throughout the neighborhoods. As if the white haze was hiding something. When the alien fog lifted, hundreds, perhaps thousands, of spider webs lined the porches and windows and wove through the trees.
Experts can only speculate at the reasons for this freak occurrence. There have been whispers of terrorists or top-secret government experiments. Some are even looking to the skies for answers and have prepared their bomb shelters in case of invasion.
Others believe the spiders have a more altruistic purpose, "I believe them insects are tryin to tell us somethin. I been out here with my pen and paper all day waiting for a clue but I ain't seen a dern thing yet," said one local.
Authorities warn not to be alarmed but to stay indoors whenever possible and not to take any foolish chances.
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