Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Carnivorous Roommates

Les camarades (roommates):

Frank est plus grande que Sally*.

There are chance occurrences in nature when the male roommate, most often alpha male and of an obscenely tall stature, selects a member of the opposite sex as a living companion to emphasize their physical endowment. If said petite roommate out lasts her usefulness, tall roommate will use her carrion as rations in freak instances of avalanche or Apocalypse. Quiet now, let's observe...

*Disclaimer: Les noms ont change proteger le innocent.

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